Becky Jane (puppysmuggler) wrote,
Becky Jane
puppysmuggler

OOOO!! NEW QUIZ!!

Selfishly stolen from diskozombie for my own sick purposes.

1. YOUR NAME: I am the puppysmuggler
2. YOUR AGE: 22
3. DO YOU LIKE SPIDERS?: no
4. WOULD YOU RATHER BE A MONKEY OR A BOTTLE OF ITALIAN DRESSING, AND WHY?: I would rather be a monkey because people see me as toes, thumbs and trees.
5. HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED STRIP STRATEGO?: not that I can remember
6. DO YOU LISTEN TO PEROXIDE MOCHA?: yes
7. IF YOU ANSWERED "NO" TO QUESTION 6, PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY: n/a
8. DICE OR SPINNER?: dice
9. WHAT WOULD BE THE MOST AWFUL OCCUPATION IN THE WORLD, AND WHY?: working the customer service desk at Wal-Mart
10. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME PUDDING?: yes, please!
11. HAVE YOU EVER SLEPT WITH ANY MEMBERS OF 80'S ROCK BAND "RATT"?: not that I can remember
12. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A JOB AS CHUCK E. CHEESE?: actually, I've never even been in one at all.
13. HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE "COGNAC"?: xyrhoniac
14. WOULD YOU RATHER PLAY "HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS" WITH LESBIAN POP VOCALIST SOPHIE B. HAWKINS, OR RIDE A COKED-UP DONKEY FOR 20 MINUTES?: how about hungry hungry hippos with a coked up donkey?
15. IF YOU COULD POST IN ANOTHER PERSON'S LIVEJOURNAL, POSING AS THEM, WOULD YOU?: depends on the person, but maybe
16. IF YOU ANSWERED "NO" TO QUESTION 8, PLEASE EXPLAIN: n/a
17. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO GET HIGH ON BUTTER-FLAVORED PAM?: no, umm... of course not! no!
18. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO GET HIGH ON CRISCO?: no
19. WHAT IS THE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION?: 42. Oh I'm SOOO original! =D
20. IF YOU ANSWERED "NO" TO QUESTION 16, PLEASE EXPLAIN: n/a
21. PAPER OR PLASTIC?: plastic
22. PAPER OR TIN FOIL?: wax paper
23. UNDERWEAR OR A SPATULA?: panties!
24. ENCYCLOPEDIAS OR REGGAE?: reggae
25. ATARI OR PUDDING?: both!
26. IF YOU ANSWERED "PUDDING" TO QUESTION 20, WOULD YOU PUT A PLASTIC BAG OVER YOUR HEAD AND TRY TO BREATHE?: n/a
27. COMPLETE THIS SENTENCE: "IT'S BETTER TO GIVE THAN TO ____________": be up a creek without a sharp stick in the hand
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