TxdoHawk: Too much, apparently.
puppysmuggler: hey, dont knock it until you've tried it
puppysmuggler: you ain't known luvvin til you've known WAFFLE luvvin!
TxdoHawk: Tried what? (he asked fearfully)
puppysmuggler: WAFFLE LUUUUV, baby
TxdoHawk: That sounds...disturbing. That's cruel and unusual punishment towards waffles.
puppysmuggler: hey, they're fully knowledgable and concenting breakfast pastries