Matt walks in the door, just got home from work!
Me: Hi honey!
Me: What is that?
Matt: A pineapple.
Me: Why do you have a pineapple? You don't like fruit.
Matt: I won it.
Me: How in the world did you win a pineapple?
Matt: Playing horseshoes at the company pic-nic.
Me: Okay, so last year the prizes were 200 dollar gift certificates, and this year it's pineapples, eh?
Matt: Budget cuts, I guess.
What a prize!