Shout out to kristenny who got 2 out of 3 right! *goldstar*
I memorized "The Walrus & The Carpenter" when I was 10
No one voted for this one anyhow! Good job, friends!
I have 4 really big tattoos and 2 small ones
Four of you must know that I only have three huge tattoos and one small one.
I hate cheesecake
This is true. I fucking hate that shit.
I have never lived in Ohio
I lived in Iowa for a time, though!
I used to pose nekkid for money
OOOOO... this one got 50% of you! It is true, when I was a poor broke college bum, I worked for the art department and posed nekkid for da maaaaad cash! (actually, it didn't pay that much at all, but it was better than trying to cook ramen in my coffee pot)
I've never left the continental US
I've been to Alaska, Candada, Mexico, Korea, and Okinawa. Go me.
I once cut off a finger with a chair
Over half of you thought this was a total lie, but it's NOT. I cut off the end of my left pinky finger with a chair when I was in Kindergarden.
I have been inside the Trump Tower
Yes, yes I have. It was horrifyingly gaudy.
I have never been inside the Sears Tower
Seen it, yes! Never set foot inside. :( :( :(
I drive a Saturn
Alas, my Saturn has gone away, and now I drive a Toyota.
I mix grape nuts in with my cheerios
This one is silly. But oh so true.
I've never seen anything my Hanna Barbera (Jetsons, Flintstones, etc...)
My parents never let me watch any H.B. cartoons when I was little, and when I was old enough to make my own choices, I didn't even want to see them anymore. So I never did. Still haven't. YES, THIS INCLUDES SCOOBY DOO.
I have purchased a Britney Spears CD in my life
I bought that one with "Toxic" on it. It was stuck in my head, and I didn't have internet with which to download it. So sad...
And there you have it. Some new fun facts, and 3 total lies. Use your new knowledge only for good.