In other news:
My much-mended blue hoodie coat thing has 2 more mends. It no longer features easy belly-button access, and the sleeves are slightly less ventilated.
I heart my coat.
I also fixed the fraying waistband on my favourite jammies, so the cord isn't showing anywhere except where it is supposed to. Jammies!! Jimjimjimjimjammmiiieeeees!
That is all. Carry on.