Yes, I'm a crappy mp3.com artist now.
Now, before you send me messages saying "Umm... I don't know how to tell you this, but you really really suck," be aware that I am already in the know. In fact, I make my music suck on purpose. I don't have enough talent to make really good music, so I might as well go for the gusto and make nearly painful music, right?
I think I'll go make some more right now.