"Say Marge, your part is kind of... dull."
"I know, I'm sorry. I don't know what I did wrong!"
"Hey look! Johnny brought ear candles!"
*some time later*
"Wow, swell party, Marge!"
"It's all thanks to Johnny, he brought the ear candles!"
In non-ear related news:
Today is going to be "sit around and watch movies day."
In LJ news:
Spare a moment to check out jennisfora's journal! We've been buds since middle school, though I haven't seen her in quite some time. Fortunately, she found me right here on LJ! 3 cheers for the internet!