Matt shows us "The Goods:"
If it's not bad enough that humans are practically killing each other over these things; BEHOLD! Even Kitty needs her Kreme:
Mind you, this is the cat who refuses BEEF, but she will flay the skin from your bones for a bite of KRISPY KREME:
You see, folks? Even our pets are being affected by this crack-donut. So, as soon as you're done stuffing your face with Krispy-goodness, call your senator and demand a stop to the madness!
Or just go eat some more donuts.