Dear dog! Why couldn't puppysmuggler give blood?? Is she pregnant? Does she have AIDS? Is she addicted to SMACK??
No, my dear melodramatic friends, it is none of these things. I am... low on iron. This explains why I have been feeling so crappy lately. Tired all the time, blah blah blah, nothing really specific, just generally under the weather.
Well, thanks to the American Red Cross, I now know what ails me! I have obtained some iron pills and some golden raisins. I should be back to my normal self in no time!
Good ol' Red Cross!