Well I am not going to be the one to break this great American tradition! I will not let the terrorists WIN! I will diet! Oh yes! I will haul my great bulk around the house in a speedy manner! I will sweat! I will wear silly little spandex shorts! It is the American WAY!
But seriously folks, I really am trying to be Good�. So for the past 3 days I have been eating muchos fruits and veggies, very little bread, drinking lots of water, and running around like a meer cat on crack.
So far it seems to be working. I feel really good.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go to the bathroom again.