Becky Jane (puppysmuggler) wrote,
Becky Jane

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New Year's Resolution UPDATE

I admit it, I made the Universal American New Year's Resolution� to Exercise More� and Eat Healthier� in order to Lose Weight�. Yes, in these times of war it is up to the average Joe to maintain a sense of normalcy by eating far too much for a period of 3 years then desperately trying to make all the fat go away by fiendishly dieting and running around for a few weeks in January before giving up and going back to eating heavily next month.
Well I am not going to be the one to break this great American tradition! I will not let the terrorists WIN! I will diet! Oh yes! I will haul my great bulk around the house in a speedy manner! I will sweat! I will wear silly little spandex shorts! It is the American WAY!

But seriously folks, I really am trying to be Good�. So for the past 3 days I have been eating muchos fruits and veggies, very little bread, drinking lots of water, and running around like a meer cat on crack.

So far it seems to be working. I feel really good.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go to the bathroom again.
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