I have just discovered another amazing secret of the universe. I now have in my power the ability to remove wax from carpet. I promise to use this knowledge only for good...
I have had quite the productive day. I've fixed my bathroom, cleaned my living room, washed dishes, gotten wax out of my carpet, and ordered a replacement globe for my Yellow Submarine lava lite that was smashed in the post. Now I shall lounge about in a shockingly lazy manner and watch Pride and Prejudice until it's time to go play Dungeons and Dragons.
Be prepared for more small, meaningless posts to come!