|Monday, May 21st, 2001|
6:07p - Oh yeah, almost forgot
There is a new episode of "The Adventures of Peroxide Mocha" aka "eyestrain" available.
Stay tuned for more retina-splitting fun!
(scream real loud)
9:55p - Ho-Hum
I finally got a little package together for my not-so-little-anymore brother. It's not much, just 2 books, some pictures, and a nice letter, but I'm glad to finally be sending him something.
I'm not sure if it's growing up or just not having to live with him anymore, thusly forgetting how annoying he is, but I really miss my bro. He's a bit thick in the head at times, but he can be a lot of fun. We've had this thing since we were both in middle school where I call him Buffy Bologna and he calls me Muffy Bologna (no relation). We even have "the Balogna salute" which is super top secret so I can't tell you.
When did he grow up? It's weird enough being out of the house myself, but my baby brother? Unheard of! And now he's going to be going to Egypt in October, and he can't tell me why, but he promises to bring me back something nifty. He'd better, after all I've done for him! heh.
Well, I'm not sure how to end this... so I guess I'll just say:
Don't it always seem to go, that you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone?"
current mood: nostalgic
(4 words of the day | scream real loud)
11:26p - DEMAND BUTT-SONGS NOW!
fatfeistyfemme: I'll have to write my senator.
puppysmuggler: *shakes fist*
puppysmuggler: the people of america demand butt songs!
DykityDykeDyke: yes!!! Humiliating butt songs, and lots of them!!!!
puppysmuggler: *waves a banner*
puppysmuggler: *marches in front of the courthouse*
DykityDykeDyke: As god is my witness, I shall never go butt-songless again!!!!!
puppysmuggler: *inspirational music*
puppysmuggler: *translucent american flag waves in the background*
DykityDykeDyke: Butt Rap!!! "It's a BOOOYAH butt, it's a HEART-shaped butt, it's a cutesy-wootesy-hottie-tottie SEXY butt! It's a Honky butt, it's a Negro butt, it's a ripply-muscley-flappy-happy kissy butt!"
DykityDykeDyke: to the tune of the beverly hillbillies:
Now this here's a story 'bout my girlfriend's ass,
it makes me wanna howl and to roll her in da' grass,
I think it's awful cute and I like it a whole looooooottttt,
Her sexy little butt, is the best ASSet she's got!!
THE REST OF IT in all it's horrifying cuteness.
current mood: determined
(5 words of the day | scream real loud)