|Saturday, February 24th, 2001|
8:17a - SPAM, in the place where you work, it's the best *la la*
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Someone please shoot these people.
current mood: aggravated
(scream real loud)
12:37p - No more coffee before bedtime
Okay, I have the weirdest dreams. Witness exibit 'A':
puppysmuggler: I dreampt I was getting an oscar for best supporting role in some indie film
puppysmuggler: so... I went to the oscars
puppysmuggler: which were in a gymnasium
The Fake Pope: how weird
puppysmuggler: and the 'podium' was just a set of those fake wood and metal garage sale tables
puppysmuggler: and the judges were sitting behind it, dog show style
puppysmuggler: so, they called me up
puppysmuggler: but I hid behind a big juice dispenser because I wanted to change my underwear
puppysmuggler: which was up at the 'podium'
puppysmuggler: and while the judges were talking about how cool I was, I was behind the juice changing my panties
The Fake Pope: how odd
puppysmuggler: anyhow, I finally finished
puppysmuggler: and I went to accept my award
puppysmuggler: but i went up to the wrong side of the podium and everyone laughed at me
puppysmuggler: so I went to the other side and collected my award along with a three ring binder full of newspaper clippings about a sorority
puppysmuggler: and I went back to my seat
The Fake Pope: HA HA HA HA!
puppysmuggler: then the show was over
puppysmuggler: and everyone stood up and milled about for a while
puppysmuggler: I went over to Matt and we smooched a little because he was VERY proud of me, and this high school looking girl came up to us
puppysmuggler: and Matt introduced her as his ex-girlfriend
puppysmuggler: I was okay with this because she seemed pretty nice, so I asked her if she wanted to come back to our place for some coffee
puppysmuggler: she said OKAY! and so we went back to our house, which in my dream was a doublewide trailor
puppysmuggler: with a porch
puppysmuggler: and this chick proceeded to follow matt around as he went to the bedroom to take his coat off.
puppysmuggler: so I went to the bedroom and she was trying to kiss him, even though he was sort of protesting.
puppysmuggler: so I headbutted her
puppysmuggler: and punched her out
puppysmuggler: then I threw her over my shoulder and carried her out to the porch and dumped her there with some photographs of somebody's prom
puppysmuggler: but then I was afraid she'd freeze to death
The Fake Pope: HA HA HA HA HA
puppysmuggler: so I put a housecoat over her
puppysmuggler: and went back inside
puppysmuggler: and matt said he never liked her anyhow
puppysmuggler: then i woke up
The Fake Pope: that is funny
current mood: weird
(scream real loud)
9:15p - I'm on to you, David...
puppysmuggler: David Bowie has sold his soul to the devil.
puppysmuggler: I have proof.
puppysmuggler: He hasn't aged in 30 years.
puppysmuggler: he's hung like a horse.
DykityDykeDyke: and he's consumately sexy
puppysmuggler: He's married to Iman
DykityDykeDyke: it's true.
puppysmuggler: He's still famous.
puppysmuggler: He's dead sexy.
puppysmuggler: One of these days he's going to just flat out dissapear...
puppysmuggler: and no one will know why.
DykityDykeDyke: you sound like the dad on So I Married an Axe Murdere
puppysmuggler: but I will know.
DykityDykeDyke: dead sexy... did he say that in the movie?
puppysmuggler: umm... no I think he said that in Austin Powers.
puppysmuggler: the 2nd one.
puppysmuggler: the one that sucked.
DykityDykeDyke: with a scottish accent?
puppysmuggler: as "Fat Bastard"
DykityDykeDyke: 'cuz I can totally hear it in my head. RIGHT
puppysmuggler: I hated that movie.
DykityDykeDyke: GET IN MY MOUTH
DykityDykeDyke: that part was funny
puppysmuggler: yes, I'll give you that ;-)
DykityDykeDyke: but only in the aftermath...
puppysmuggler: So, what do you think. Am I right?
puppysmuggler: It's the real reason he's in seclusion now...
puppysmuggler: he doesn't want people to notice when he flat out dissapears.
DykityDykeDyke: right.. or when he grows horns and a tail
puppysmuggler: no, he won't do that. He'll just be 'collected.'
puppysmuggler: Payment due, and all that...
current mood: determined
(scream real loud)